i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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