Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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