Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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