why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Randomize
