is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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