Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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