My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
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