Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
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