We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
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