Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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