so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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