Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
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