Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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