Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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