Your face is a jimmy john
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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