god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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