So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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