nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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