isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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