awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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