everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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