Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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