would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
And then my night got REAL pukey
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
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