Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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