Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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