i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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