found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
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