dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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