That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Randomize
