Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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