Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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