Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
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