so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I told her you were a premature ejaculator. She nodded and said "Really? Wow, how long's he been a Pilot for?"
you are both the best and worst wingman ever.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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