buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
NoShamevember. You game?
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
Randomize
