His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
17 year olds will be the death of me.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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