Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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