Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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