4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
What a dumb baby whore.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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