I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
Randomize