Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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