Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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