Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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