he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
Randomize
