HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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