Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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