why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
birth control should be required to get into college
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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