If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
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