he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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