i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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