what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
4 words: hood of his car
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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