I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
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