I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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