last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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