soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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