some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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