I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
you made out with another girl for some wings
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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